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Welcome, GUEST. You are caller # 1337. Time online: 00:03:14 █
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login as: whoami
access : GRANTED [ level: recruiter // read-only ]
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▓▓▓ [ A ] ABOUT THE SYSOP ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
I'm John, a penetration tester based in Glasgow.
Most of my work is infrastructure, web apps and Active Directory, with
some cloud and mobile. Outside of work I'm usually doing CTFs or
building my own tooling, lately around AI and offensive security.
> registered with the UK Cyber Security Council as a PRACTITIONER [ PraCSP ]
▓▓▓ [ S ] SKILL MATRIX / ARSENAL ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
NETWORK :: nmap · responder · ntlmrelayx · netexec · impacket
WEB :: burp suite · owasp asvs · sqlmap · ffuf · nuclei
ACTIVE DIR :: bloodhound · certipy · kerberoasting · ad cs (esc1/4/8)
CLOUD :: azure · entra id · scoutsuite · conditional-access review
MOBILE :: frida · objection · apk re · ssl-pinning bypass (android)
LANGUAGES :: python · go · bash
▓▓▓ [ C ] CERTIFICATIONS ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
[X] PraCSP ............... practitioner cyber security professional (ukcsc)
[X] CREST CRT ............ registered penetration tester
[X] CHECK Team Member .... ncsc check scheme
[X] SC Cleared ........... uk security clearance
▓▓▓ [ X ] EXPERIENCE LOGS ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
SECTORS financial services · healthcare · manufacturing · retail
ASSESSMENTS internal & external infra · web & mobile · cloud · ad
REVIEWS build & config · firewall rulebase · cloud posture
REPORTING clear findings, with steps to reproduce and fix
▓▓▓ [ M ] LEAVE MAIL TO SYSOP ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
LOCATION > glasgow, scotland
GITHUB > github.com/JDMcE
LINKEDIN > linkedin.com/in/john-mcewan ( dm me here )
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Command? G
Thanks for calling JDMCE // Node 1. Authorized testing only. Hack responsibly.
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